24 Chad Kellmann

Chad Kellmann beat out his arch-rival Brad Spellman in order to win his spot in the WNHL, and has never looked back. Close to tasting glory as a member of the Atlas Steelers, Kellmann’s skating, puck handling abilities, and general chirps have managed to cement him in as one of the most annoying hard-working figures in the league. As an added bonus, he weirdly owns every ‘Violent Gentlemen’ shirt that has ever been made, showing that he is in it for the long-haul.